because im a lady, thats why!

Your name is NEPETA LEIJON, and you've got 8 lives left.

[[Trollian: arsenicCatalyst]]

[[M!A Status: N/A]]
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

:33 < youre so mean

YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN.

:33 < please help me :((

:33 < there is cereal

:33 < everywhere

headtraumakid:

Behold, the Queen of Cuteness—Nepeta!

Equius would had some choice words for her unkempt hair and showing her bra straps. Scandalous!

Enjoy. :)

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

exquisitelyb100:

D —> That is a fine plan 

:33 < mwah!!

exquisitelyb100:

D —> The night has been uneventful 

:33 < it really has! i think im going to sleep soon

carcinogenicgallantry:

YOU DON’T APPLY STICKERS TO YOUR SKIN, YOU JUST PLASTER THEM IN ARBITRARY LOCATIONS AND PRETEND TO ENJOY SEEING THEM REGULARLY SWEEPS LATER AND AFTER NUMEROUS ATTEMPTS TO SCRAPE THEM OFF WITH SHARP OBJECTS, RESIGNING ONCE YOU SLIP UP AND HAVE TO DEAL WITH ACTUAL, AS YOU SO QUAINTLY PUT IT, “BOOBOOS.” 

:33 < you can apply stickers to your skin, though

:33 < or your clothes

:33 < or to anything, really!!

:33 < and actually band-aids are just stickers with little medicated cotton squares on them

:33 < so if you get more booboos, then all you need is more stickers!!!