because im a lady, thats why!

Your name is NEPETA LEIJON, and you've got 8 lives left.

[[Trollian: arsenicCatalyst]]

[[M!A Status: N/A]]

ahabsiconoclast:

ok great just come ovver wwhenevver

With that, you shut your computer for a while and resume standing in front of your respite-mirror. As if now, you’ve got this DISTURBINGLY BRIGHT green shirt on with some sort of garish orange pattern on the sleeves. It looks terrible.

> And, well, you know that, but for once you don’t even know what you want to wear. It’s not really the clothes that are bothering you, so much as the fact that almost everything you wear seems to be giving off a piratey vibe for some reason and it’s really taking a blow at your confidence. You figured that Nepeta would be able to help you find an appropriate kind of look for a caliginous date, being as good with this kind of thing as she is.

> After an irritating little exchange with Uracil, you hop up from the fur pile and dash on over to Eridan’s block, knocking politely a couple of times on the door before asserting your authority as the designated opinion-giver by letting yourself in anyway.

:33 < hey eridan, what’d you—

:33 < whoooa

> That is a very loud shirt he’s wearing. So loud, in fact, that your highly trained ears can practically HEAR the colors screaming for attention. Not that you’re any kind of fashionista or anything, but you don’t really need to be a Maryam to assess that that is one butt ugly shirt.

:33 < uh

:33 < so

> You really don’t want to be rude.

:33 < that sure is a thing youre wearing

> Nailed it.

uracilumbra:

olivecatnip:

:33 < what?? no

:33 < im busy!

HELL YEAH YOU ARE.

BUSY WITH OUR GODDAMNED FRIENDSHIP.

:33 < no, busy with anything but that!

uracilumbra:

OH GOOD.

THEN YOU CAN DO ME A FAVOR REAL QUICK.

I’LL BE OVER IN A SEC.

:33 < what?? no

:33 < im busy!

i wwas just wwonderin if you wwanted to offer your opinion on some things in my block its nothin important or anythin

:33 < sure, i dont mind!

BUT OF COURSE YOU CAN! BY ANSWERING MY QUESTION.

:33 < nothing

:33 < nothing is up

hey nep can i uh ask you for kinda an embarrassin favvor
ahabsiconoclast

:33 < :oo!

:33 < it depends!!

:33 < approximately how embarrassing are we talking here?

WHAT UP NEP.
uracilumbrage

:33 < can i help you?

carcinogenicgallantry:

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:33 < buh!!

:33 < im tired but im not sl33py yet X((

:33 < anyhow, hello!

MY TOUGHNESS IS ALREADY IMPLIED.

:33 < right, its just that you have to multiply it by 2.63 to get mine