GR4TU1TOUSCOLOR1NG said: GUT3N T4G
:33 < i was thinking that too!! X33
:33 < i have gotten really bad at sl33ping lately
IN THE HUMAN YEAR OF 2012 SOMEWHERE IN THE SUMMERY MONTHS THAT I HAVE YET TO KNOW BECAUSE I COULD NOT BE BOTHERED TO LEARN THEIR SYSTEM EVEN NOW THAT I LIVE ON THEIR PLANET AND AM SUBJECT TO MERCILESS HEAT PAIRED WITH RELENTLESS DOWNPOUR, I LEARNED THAT I COULD *TAG* MUSIC POSTS SO THAT I COULD ACTUALLY *GO BACK* AND *LISTEN* TO THEM, AND THEY WERE ALL ORDERED NEATLY IN ROWS AND PAGES, RIPE FOR THE LISTENING, RIPE FOR THE FRESH-FACED YOUNG BASTARD’S SUDDENLY PRIVILEGED CLOTS. FROM THAT DAY ONWARD HIS LIFE HAD A SOUNDTRACK.
:33 < ok
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:33 < when i wave my arm it doesnt f33l like my real arm, it f33ls all airy and wieghty and weird
CARCINOGENICGALLANTRY said: I HAVE A MUSIC TAG.
:33 < will your fluffy romance songs lull me to sl33p in spite of the armageddon just outside my viewport threatening to reduce this ship to splinters while i lie in peaceful slumber unawares thanks to the soothing human owl city lyrics pushing through my auricular sponge clots at full volume??? (that was one of the wordiest rambley things ive ever typed and i blame you entirely) (also maybe sl33piness)
:33 < am i going to get a satisfaction guarant33?
CARCINOGENICGALLANTRY said: THERE’S PROBABLY ONE IN MY OLD BLOCK
:33 < ok, so i purromise i am not actively trying to be all glass half empty here, but the thing is that i dont really have any mewsic or anything to listen to on my tablet with said alleged headphones
I DON’T WILL SMITH YOU WILL SMITH MY PERSISTENCE WHEN YOU ARE SERIOUSLY WILL SMITHING MY ABILITY.
:33 < yeah, but your will smith is will smith will smith to will smith any real merit
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:33 < that is a really fangtastic idea, except the door to his block is locked tight :((
MAYBE I’LL WILL SMITH WILL SMITHING WORDS AND JUST WILL SMITH HIS NAME INSTEAD?
:33 < you are a terrible wordsmith (*willsmith) when it comes to puns
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