OH HOW NICE.
ANYTHING ELSE YOU’D LIKE TO ADD??
:33 < yes
:33 < we are pretty adorable!
OK FORGET ABOUT THE PANCAKES I AM SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF PANCAKES, MY APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE PANCAKES MY SWEATER SMELLS LIKE PANCAKES MY BREATH SMELLS LIKE PANCAKES WE’RE DONE TALKING ABOUT THEM INDEFINITELY, END OF DISCUSSION.
I’M SURE SHE WILL NOW. NICE JOB.
:33 < ptththtbpbtpbhbtpbptpthbpbhptphbthbtbphhtpthb
WELL GOLLY FUCKING GEE NEPETA, I GUESS WE’LL NEVER KNOW NOW SINCE WE JUST PASSED UP THAT RIPE OPPORTUNITY IN FAVOR OF TALKING ABOUT PANCAKES!!!!
YOU DON’T KNOW THAT, SHE PROBABLY WOULDN’T HAVE BOTHERED TO CHECK WHAT WOULD SHE CARE.
:33 < but we were talking about pancakes befur that!
:33 < you never know!! she seems like the type to actually look at peoples blogs!
NO SHHH SHHH YOU’RE FUCKING IT UP, I WAS TRYING TO PASS YOU OFF AS SOMEONE WHO WAS GOING TO BEAT MY ASS WITH THE BLOODY BLUNT BODIES OF HER SLAIN PREY AND YOU’RE SCREWING EVERYTHING OVER WITH YOUR GODDAMN CAT PUNS AND POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR GOONISH FACE.
:33 < do you really think we could trick someone into thinking we despise each other??
:33 < i mean she isnt dumb, she could just check one of our blogs at any given moment and see one of our past interactions!